What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:00
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.